hantabear:
“ sixpenceee:
“ •  Child’s Play (1988): A single mother gives her son a much sought after doll for his birthday, only to discover that it is possessed by the soul of a serial killer.
•  Dead Silence (2007): A young widower returns to his...

hantabear:

sixpenceee:

  1. Child’s Play (1988)A single mother gives her son a much sought after doll for his birthday, only to discover that it is possessed by the soul of a serial killer.
  2. Dead Silence (2007)A young widower returns to his hometown to search for answers to his wife’s murder, which may be linked to the ghost of a murdered ventriloquist.
  3. Magic (1978)A ventriloquist is at the mercy of his vicious dummy while he tries to renew a romance with his high school sweetheart.
  4. Dolls (1987): A group of people stop by a mansion during a storm and discover two magical toy makers, and their haunted collection of dolls.
  5. Poltergeist (1982): A family’s home is haunted by a host of ghosts.
  6. Trilogy of Terror (1975)Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in four different roles playing tormented women.
  7. The Devil-Doll (1936)An escaped Devil’s Island convict uses miniaturized humans to wreak vengeance on those that framed him.
  8. Asylum (1972): In order to secure a job at a mental institution, a young psychiatrist must interview four patients inside the asylum
  9. May (2002)A lonely young woman traumatized by a difficult childhood and her increasingly desperate attempts to connect with the people around her is sent into a murderous tailspin.
  10. Annabelle (2014)A couple begins to experience terrifying supernatural occurrences involving a vintage doll shortly after their home is invaded by satanic cultists.

Be sure to follow my other blog @sixpenceeeblog for the creepy doll dares!

Dead silence is creepy af. I saw it when I was younger and have been terrified of dolls/ dummies ever since.

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umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

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May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

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tolionplz:

vrgnmry:

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

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empgonzo:

baizenvalentine:

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“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

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beyoncescock:

pokemon-i-choose-you:

please unmute

UNMUTE

Do it

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nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

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toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

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rad-king:

rad-king:

“Did you study for the test?”

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*In the middle of the test*

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in-the-sunrise:

godpenis:

Still one of the best videos on the internet.

HOW DID HE DO IT WHERE IS THE TUTORIAL

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eekoli:

grimconversations:

grimconversations:

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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i want him to do that to my clitoris

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deerney:
“ autisticstevonnie:
“ thatdisneyworldblog:
“ I think this is the most hilarious thing
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the storybook font is what does it for me
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Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of...

deerney:

autisticstevonnie:

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing

the storybook font is what does it for me

Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.

So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.

Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.

Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.

In. The. Fucking. Water.

Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.

Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:

“Spitting is for quitters.”

This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.

The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.

I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.

And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.

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